Blogger's Block Suppositories: Making things happen

Blogger's Block can be difficult to over come. Try as you may, the creative juices are not flowing. The problem becomes worse over time. Each day that goes by without writing increases the feelings of discomfort. Fortunately in this modern age, help is just one insertion away.  A new Suppository called  Blog-O-Lax delivers fast, gentle and predictable relief from Blogger's Block. Most importantly, you'll feel results within 10 to 12 minutes, helping you overcome Blogger's Block quickly and get back in the seat again.

Bloggers around the World have endorsed the product, praising Blog-O-Lax for it's positive results. Max Burton, a recent user of the product, has this to say: " I was blocked up and couldn't blog at all. After using Blog-O-Lax, my Blog postings are flowing like a river and the tingling feeling tells me it's working. If you have Blogger's Block, this product is worth probing."

Blog-O-Lax may not be right for everyone. If you are already under treatment for the urge to blog about your pet, do not use Blog-O-Lax. Consult your doctor before using. A small percentage of users have reported Blog Bursts lasting longer than expected. If you experience intense Blogging Output lasting more than 24 hours, consult a physician immediately.  Side effects have been noted in clinical studies.

These side effects include:

• Loss of Blogger Control
• Keyboard Diarrhea
• Itchy palms
• Typing variations of statements making the same point
• Abdominal Distension
• Projectile Blogging
• The desire to hear "Stairway to Heaven" while typing
• Creative cramping and discomfort
• Temporary Zombieism
• Inexplicable fear of scroll wheel on computer mouse
• Foot-in-Mouth Disease
• Acute loss of Subscribers

Blog-O-Lax will be available at all major drug stores starting March of 2011.