Tens of Thousands of Emperor Penguins gathered today at the Chilly Willy Memorial Park to protest the World's fight against Global Warming. The Penguins, who must endure sub zero temperatures on a daily basis have always been in favor of Global Warming since the issue came into the political arena.
Historically hampered by having no central government and poor media representation, the Penguin's protests have never been heard. But all that changed when Philly Willy, great great grandson of Chilly Willy, used the power of Internet and Social Media to organize a massive Rally in favor of Global Warming. After viewing streaming video of the political protest around the world Philly moved into action and posted a Blog that went viral throughout the Antarctica Community. Within two days, Mr. Willy had organized the largest protest to stop fighting Global Warming that has ever been seen within the Antarctica Community.
In an exclusive interview, Philly Willy had this to say: “ We've always been for Global Warming. It's usually 40 degrees below zero down here. But over the past 10 years we've been getting a week or two of only 20 below in the summer. Those weeks are a slice of heaven. We look forward to those weeks and you humans want to stop that? I mean, come on. From what I see on the Internet you humans like to vacation in warm places.Well guess what? We like it to. So I organized a protest. We're sending a message to the World. If you continue to back efforts to stop Global Warming, we will refuse to pose for all of those cute photos. Shoot, we never get paid anyway."
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| Philly Whilly (center) and wife, Milly Willy (right) |
Perhaps a bit bitter about the situation, Mr. Willy ended the interview with this comment: “ I read on line about old hairy humans talking big about having to walk 3 miles to school. Big Deal. Try balancing a frickin egg on your feet for two months in sub freezing temps with 90 mph winds.”
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